Friday, February 8, 2013

Jay Cutler, Last of the Neanderthals, Mailed Engagement Ring To Kristin Cavallari

We interrupt Ray Rice falling off of a parade float and the rest of the world champion Baltimore Ravens partying like Pitbull to bring you news on loathsome Jay Cutler.

Earlier this week, Cutler was voted as one of the most disliked athlete in sports, which is somewhat astonishing. Considering how hard one has to work to rub shoulders with Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong, and Manti Te’o, Cutler’s scowl finally annoyed America in unison.

Now comes the tale of how Cutler got engaged (for a second time) to soon-to-be wife Kristin Cavallari.
The former Hills star told E! Online about Cutler’s proposal:
“It was so silly. I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, ‘Oh, shall we get married?’ We’re like, ‘Yeah, OK.’ And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on.”
Not that this story has anything to do with Jay Cutler, the football player, but considering what we know about him on the field, does this surprise you even in the slightest?

On a side note, I have a test for men everywhere. Try sending an engagement ring to your future bride through the mail and see how your lady friend responds to such an act.

I’m assuming it would resemble a scene from Play Misty for Me.

Apparently, he’s Smokin’ Jay Cutler, and we’re not.

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