Jerry Jones: Change is coming to Cowboys

He may have spared head coach Jason Garrett, but let’s be clear: ‘Happy’ is not an adjective you’d use to describe Jerry Jones.

Appearing on his weekly radio show, the Cowboys’ outspoken owner angrily said the coming months will be “very comfortable” at Valley Ranch, the team’s headquarters, following an 8-8 season.

“I can assure our fans this, that it’s going to be very uncomfortable from my standpoint, it’s going to be very uncomfortable for the next few weeks and months at Valley Ranch,” Jones said, via ESPNDallas.com.

A “frustrated, angry and perhaps flustered” Jones vowed to make changes to his club, declaring it in such a way that would make even Sam Cooke proud.

“I can tell you change is necessary at 8-8,” Jones said. “Change is in order when you spend the two seasons in a row down to the last two games and lose them, so we’re going to have to have changes.”

Holmgren to Cowboys rumor—Yea, Nay or Yay!?

“I hear the weather’s nice in Dallas.”

The Cowboys got a crucial win over the Eagles yesterday by riding defensive and special teams touchdowns to victory…and by knocking Michael Vick out of commission and then harassing rookie QB Nick Foles just enough. Oh, and by Tony Romo not throwing a single INT.

So, let’s celebrate the big win by throwing fuel on the newest rumor flame: Mike Holmgren is interested in being the Dallas Cowboys’ next head coach.

So, now we have two Super Bowl winning coaches, two offensive juggernaut masterminds possibly waiting in the wings, ready to ride in on the white horse and lead Jones’s Cowboys back to the Promised Land.
Sean Payton and Mike Holmgren. Hard to figure how you could go wrong either way. One comes from the Bill Walsh coaching tree and the other from the Parcells tree. Both are proven leaders. Each lead languishing franchises to glory. Holmgren came within a horrible call of doing it with two franchises.

Of course, Jerry Jones won’t talk about such rumors.

Right?